Well down here in Texas we like do it better than everyone, and Kelly Clarkson was falling asleep last night at the Grammys so she got drunk just in case she won…and had to give an acceptance speech. It started out with something like”Y’all….” Great job Kelly! I stopped falling asleep!
Justin Timberlake spiced up the performances with a hot hot hot sepia toned version of Suit and Tie and some new single. Rihanna was looking VAVAVoom in her performance gown singing her new song with Mikky Ekko, and Miranda Lambert sang Over You and Home with Dirks Bently-atleast he’s fun to look at.
FUN. won best new artist and song of the year; Gotye and Kimbra walked away with Record of the Year for Somebody that I Used to Know and Mumford and Sons won Album of the Year for Babel. Kanye West and Jay-Z took home the Grammy for Best Rap/Sung Collaboration for No Church in the Wild ft. Frank Ocean and The-Dream (who was sporting a parental advisory/explicit content “cap”-that was confusing). Speaking of Frank Ocean, did you see Chris Brown stay seated when he won Best Urban Contemporary Album? Adele took home Best Pop Solo Performance, and Carrie Underwood Best Country Solo Performance.
We didn’t see Kanye there, which was really upsetting, everyone across the country was waiting for him to interrupt T Swift. J Biebs wasn’t there either. Instead he was posting pictures about how he has “never been so frustrated”…he might be a little bitter.